Funny Would You Rather Questions

Hilarious would you rather questions that guarantee laughs and spark ridiculous debates at any party or gathering.

All Funny Would You Rather Questions (210 topics)

01

Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as long as your fingers?

bodyabsurd
02

Would you rather always have to speak in rhymes or always have to sing everything you say?

speechmusic
03

Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanent clown shoes?

appearanceclown
04

Would you rather sweat maple syrup or cry lemonade?

bodyfood
05

Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?

voicesocial
06

Would you rather have a tail that wags when you are happy or ears that perk up when you are interested?

animalemotions
07

Would you rather always feel like you need to sneeze or always have a song stuck in your head?

sensationannoyance
08

Would you rather have to wear a wedding dress every day or a swimsuit every day regardless of weather?

clothingawkward
09

Would you rather be followed around by a mariachi band or a narrator who describes everything you do?

followingcomedy
10

Would you rather have your browser history projected above your head or your thoughts?

privacyembarrassing
11

Would you rather always walk backward or always have to skip instead of walk?

movementridiculous
12

Would you rather your only mode of transportation be a unicycle or a pogo stick?

transportimpractical
13

Would you rather have a rewind button for your life or a pause button?

timepower
14

Would you rather every shirt you own be slightly too itchy or every shoe slightly too small?

comfortannoyance
15

Would you rather burp confetti or fart glitter?

bodyparty